Many years ago..
I knew a guy who got shot in the ass..
On it`s excit,the bullet also removed a testicle..
I called him.."Shot in the Ass Hop-a-Long one Nut Bob"..
It got people laughing..LOL!!..
...................... ...OUTLAW
Shoulda called him, "One hung low"....... (Not sure how to do it, but I was attempting to reply to OUTLAW)